erotic friend fiction.

sally. 19. melbourne, australia. fbr bands, tv shows, and personal stuff is probably all you'll see here. enjoy! or don't. whatever.
cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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hummelz:

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Name: Lionel Messi Age: 27 (24.06.87)

Current teams: FC Barcelona (#10), Argentina NT (#10)

Position: Striker

"Fuck, my tea.
Unknownme approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
blacksupervillain:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

white people are ghouls

blacksupervillain:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

white people are ghouls

The False Archer Flash Forward
AKA the Archer team loves tricking us

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

wedlakeserenities:

Weddings are beautiful, but marriages between two people who’d take every opportunity they get to do whatever is necessary to be express their love are immaculate. 

beemill:

Massachusetts State Police Issue Apology for “Racial Profiling Saves Lives” Bumper Sticker, But Not Before Lying About It

Massachusetts State Police issued an apology Monday for a bumper sticker on one of their police cruisers that read: “Racial Profiling Saves Lives,” but not before lying about it.

Boston resident Chris Kantos, was walking Sunday morning and came across on official police cruiser, number 1183, and noticed an odd bumper sticker on it.

Kantos tweeted this image out immediately.

Instead of apologizing immediately, Boston PD removed the sticker and published a second image of the cruiser with no bumper sticker. Then accused Kantos of photoshopping the image.

“Why on earth would I photoshop something like that?” Kantos asked on Twitter.

read more: http://thefreethoughtproject.com/police-issue-apology-racial-profiling-saves-lives-bumper-sticker-lying/

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up