erotic friend fiction.

sally. 19. melbourne, australia. fbr bands, tv shows, and personal stuff is probably all you'll see here. enjoy! or don't. whatever.


he’s such an amazing person


how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet


infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies


Sia - Chandelier


dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 


David Luiz Alphabet

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"David is a giant child." (Thiago Silva)

"I wanna thank Mark Hoppus for being my dad.
UnknownPete Wentz, 2014 APMAs (via pootwentz)




I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years