erotic friend fiction.

sally. 19. melbourne, australia. fbr bands, tv shows, and personal stuff is probably all you'll see here. enjoy! or don't. whatever.

troyesivanisjesus:

he’s such an amazing person

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

iray-carrera:

Sia - Chandelier

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

dmmetria:

David Luiz Alphabet

   → T is for Thiago Silva (1)

"David is a giant child." (Thiago Silva)

"I wanna thank Mark Hoppus for being my dad.
UnknownPete Wentz, 2014 APMAs (via pootwentz)

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years