I’m liking my hair and face today. What a bizarre occurrence. Also Amanda gave me lots of lollipops (amongst other items of sugary goodness) for my birthday and I love her.

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happydoge:

You don’t need drug to have a fun time.

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(Source: harleythewallflower, via collisionofghosts)

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my hotdog tattoo. It was my first tattoo, so I figured I should get something that I would never regret. So I chose a hotdog with a gun and an eye patch. No one can regret that.

Done by Clare Jordan

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marththebland:

It’s really weird that people care so much about what other people do with marriage

They don’t want gays to get married, they don’t want people to marry more than one person

Why do they care

What happens to your marriage when two guys marry each other

Is it like “dang my…

whalebiology:

so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom

and…

God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my whirlybird.” and then the camera pans to

Spongebob killed dozens of people.

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Girls in tank tops are the cutest.

Quick, someone qimme all the girls in tank tops.